Lifestyle Change

Recently my employer notified me that my services were no longer needed.  I have been thinking about how to cope with this recent life change and have come up with a few ideas.  Perhaps you can let me know which of these might be the most effective:

(Please note emaciated skeleton on T-shirt)

As I have observed others who have pursued this line of "employment" I noticed that it is important to always attach "God Bless" at the end of every sign.  I have chosen to heed their guidance on my signs as well.

So, if you see me around town, maybe you could spare a dime.

For now, I think it might be time to listen to a little music and then get some rest.